- Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
- Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
- Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I think of exactly that, except everything is coated in a layer of black spray paint. including the people.
80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care
that’s 110 percent
20% of me doesn’t care
should’ve seen that coming
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person