• Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
• Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
• Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels

vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

(via thelittlesecretsofmylife)

people-should-all-be-onions:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

I think of exactly that, except everything is coated in a layer of black spray paint. including the people.

(via thelittlesecretsofmylife)

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

that’s 110 percent

20% of me doesn’t care

should’ve seen that coming

(via thelittlesecretsofmylife)

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via hotboyproblems)